by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,760thMost Influential: 4,430th
The Please Don't Nuke Me of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
This is not Austria, go away.
Comrade Meow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Not Austria

Population751 million

CapitalNot Vienna
LeaderComrade Meow

CurrencyNot Euro
AnimalNot Eagle

The Please Don't Nuke Me of Not Austria is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Meow with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 751 million Not Austrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Vienna. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Not Austrian economy, worth 48.3 trillion Not Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,330 Not Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, Comrade Meow has just been declared ruler of Not Austria in an international press conference, smoking is banned in public areas, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Austria's national animal is the Not Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Not Austria is ranked 31,742nd in the world and 1,039th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 54,448.47 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,760thMost Influential: 4,430thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,792ndTop
Most Inclusive: 11,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,510thNicest Citizens: 11,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,146thHealthiest Citizens: 15,348thBest Weather: 15,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,964thMost Secular: 19,287thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,478thSmartest Citizens: 20,891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,854th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 135th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 345th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 391st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 401st in the regionMost Inclusive: 401st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 417th in the regionNicest Citizens: 421st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 490th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 502nd in the regionBest Weather: 548th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 586th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 637th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 639th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 660th in the regionMost Secular: 674th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 693rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 697th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 723rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 737th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 746th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 823rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 844th in the regionLargest Governments: 853rd in the region

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