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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,442ndMost Influential: 1,907th
The Not Not Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
This is not Austria, go away.
Comrade Meow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Not Austria

Population1.984 billion

CapitalNot Vienna
LeaderComrade Meow

CurrencyNot Euro
AnimalNot Eagle

The Not Not Republic of Not Austria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Meow with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.984 billion Not Austrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Vienna. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Not Austrian economy, worth 141 trillion Not Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,169 Not Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Not Eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Austria's national animal is the Not Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Not Austria is ranked 222,090th in the world and 7,361st in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -201.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,442ndMost Influential: 1,907thTop
Most Inclusive: 6,630thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,335thNicest Citizens: 8,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,786thBest Weather: 10,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,671stHealthiest Citizens: 12,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,248thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,489thLowest Crime Rates: 17,490thMost Secular: 18,905thSmartest Citizens: 18,944thLargest Governments: 21,681stMost Income Equality: 21,861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,058thMost Pacifist: 24,257th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 221st in the regionMost Inclusive: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 298th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 339th in the regionBest Weather: 344th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 381st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 383rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 492nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 506th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 572nd in the regionLargest Governments: 627th in the regionMost Secular: 650th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 692nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 712th in the region

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