The Fiefdom of Tukkar is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 409 million Tukkarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukkarian economy, worth 47.1 trillion Hul™s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,078 Hul™s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Tukkar, and Tukkarian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tukkar's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tukkar is ranked 10,791^st in the world and 189^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,173.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.