The Republic of Noeron is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 856 million Noeronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logopolis. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The Noeronian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Noers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,456 Noers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Noeronians seem to be catching more chills, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, Noeron has designated Logopolis as its capital city, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noeron's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noeron is ranked 99,024^th in the world and 1,210^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 61.65 on the Human Development Index.