The Completely Generic State of The Polar Bear Communities is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by John Election with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.488 billion Polar Bears are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathair Fearainn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Bear economy, worth 963 trillion Fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,528 Fish, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 430,154 per year while the poor average 40,642, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Polar Bear Communities's national animal is the Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Polar Bear Communities is ranked 20,349^th in the world and 424^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.73 on the Human Development Index.