The Great Millenary Empire of Aurcania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willem III with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.74 billion Aurcanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirlington. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aurcanian economy, worth 113 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,981 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurcania's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Order of Rassilon.

Aurcania is ranked 29,809^th in the world and 1,182^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,658.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.