The Republic of Kubbor Eth is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dolma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.327 billion Kubbor Ethians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kubbor Ethian economy, worth 191 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 144,500 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 422,144 per year while the poor average 39,060, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, Kubbor Ethians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, supervisors in Kubbor Eth commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. Kubbor Eth's national animal is the сat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kubbor Eth is ranked 163,711^th in the world and 2,088^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 279.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.