The Republic of Paappapapa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.71 billion Paappapapans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paappapapa city. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Paappapapan economy, worth 300 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,938 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, scrapyards are filled with President's face, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Paappapapa's national animal is the Nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paappapapa is ranked 184,259^th in the world and 2,474^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.59 Obesity Rate.