The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.545 billion Esfalsans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The all-consuming Esfalsan economy, worth 820 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,745 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Esfalsan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 35,224^th in the world and 1,008^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 181.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.