by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,345thMost Influential: 1,632nd
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Population9.599 billion


CurrencyEsfalsan dollar
AnimalEsfalsan spider monkey

The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.599 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The all-consuming Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,957 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Solid-gold toilets are Esfalsan prisons' least expensive furnishings, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 14,539th in the world and 407th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.05 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 731stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,345thMost Influential: 1,632ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,618thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,848thBest Weather: 8,918thSmartest Citizens: 8,954thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,833rdMost Cultured: 10,027thMost Inclusive: 10,140thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,629thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,653rdSafest: 11,688thNicest Citizens: 11,937thMost Pacifist: 12,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,457thMost Developed: 14,080thLowest Crime Rates: 14,539thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,791stLargest Governments: 14,866thHealthiest Citizens: 15,758thHighest Economic Output: 15,884thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,333rdMost Secular: 19,497th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 250th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionBest Weather: 281st in the regionMost Cultured: 282nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 289th in the regionLargest Populations: 290th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 294th in the regionMost Inclusive: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 374th in the regionLargest Governments: 403rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 407th in the regionMost Developed: 409th in the regionNicest Citizens: 415th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 430th in the regionSafest: 442nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 452nd in the regionMost Stationary: 474th in the regionMost Pacifist: 492nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 492nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 498th in the regionMost Secular: 697th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 699th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 742nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 777th in the region

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