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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,459th Most Influential: 1,881st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,064th
The No Pretitle of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Portum pro omnibus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.545 billion


CurrencyEsfalsan dollar
AnimalEsfalsan spider monkey

The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.545 billion Esfalsans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The all-consuming Esfalsan economy, worth 820 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,745 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Esfalsan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 35,224th in the world and 1,008th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 181.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,459thTop
Most Influential: 1,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,311thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,651stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,306thSmartest Citizens: 9,380thMost Inclusive: 9,529thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,737thBest Weather: 10,033rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,165thMost Cultured: 10,480thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,957thMost Pacifist: 11,531stMost Developed: 11,860thNicest Citizens: 12,241stSafest: 12,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,631st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 201st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 223rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 274th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 294th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 303rd in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 363rd in the regionMost Developed: 379th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 395th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionLargest Governments: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 413th in the regionNicest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 440th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 467th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 481st in the regionSafest: 492nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 554th in the region

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