Population | 17.575 billion |
Capital | Ricubai |
Faith | agnosticism |
Currency | Fallor |
Animal | grey goshawk |
The Flagless Nation of Esfalsa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.575 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion Fallors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,884 Fallors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, news headlines suggest that Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the grey goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is agnosticism.
Esfalsa is ranked 20,205th in the world and 444th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Esfalsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Esfalsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Esfalsa lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Esfalsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Esfalsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Esfalsa lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Esfalsa resigned as Minister of Integration of The South Pacific.
- : Esfalsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Esfalsa was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand, killing 85 million zombies.
- : Esfalsa was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand, killing 66 million zombies.