The Constitutional Monarchy of Abcsallion is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 136 million Abcsallons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Abcsallionian economy, worth 6.90 trillion ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,755 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcsallion's national animal is the cookie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abcsallion is ranked 283,681^st in the world and 3,945^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.