The Mitya State of Lovarpia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Armory with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.276 billion Lovarpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,198 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Lovarpia, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and the government funds large training centres to turn albatrosses into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 294,711^th in the world and 4,392^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.3 Obesity Rate.