The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.505 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 749 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,437 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, the government is spending billions of Frismanan Florins on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 270,748^th in the world and 3,935^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.