The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.487 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 742 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,502 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 8,049^th in the world and 251^st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 137,323.74 Standard Monetary Units.