The Semi-Constitutional Kingdom of Dakota Territories is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Astro Skovi with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.88 billion Dakotans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bismarck. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakotan economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Rejikmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,985 Rejikmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Dakotans, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dakota Territories's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athieismos.

Dakota Territories is ranked 288,349^th in the world and 4,299^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.72 Obesity Rate.