The World Assembly Archivist of Fachumonn is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.685 billion Fachu are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fachu economy, worth a remarkable 2,011 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,182 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, Kami Falcon is one of the most popular forenames in Fachumonn, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime is totally unknown. Fachumonn's national animal is the Kami Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fachumonn is ranked 7,035^th in the world and 221^st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 144,674.88 Standard Monetary Units.