by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 4,102ndMost Influential: 4,282ndMost Inclusive: 4,545th
The Assembly Delegate of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
LSC Strong
The People
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.14 billion

LeaderThe People

CurrencyBottle Caps
AnimalKami Falcon

The Assembly Delegate of Fachumonn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.14 billion Fachu are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fachu economy, worth 391 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,701 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, The People spends Halloween alternatively growling and howling (Fachumonn has found 2 easter eggs), the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is totally unknown. Fachumonn's national animal is the Kami Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fachumonn is ranked 70,598th in the world and 13th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,787.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 4,102ndMost Influential: 4,282ndMost Inclusive: 4,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,103rdNicest Citizens: 5,283rdMost Pacifist: 5,337thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,583rdHighest Food Quality: 6,854thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,398thMost Cultured: 8,746thBest Weather: 10,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,209thMost Developed: 11,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,478thSmartest Citizens: 13,621stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,935thLargest Governments: 17,355thLargest Black Market: 18,198thMost Efficient Economies: 19,589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,629thHighest Average Incomes: 24,314th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the region

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