The Cat Heaven of Feirden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Cat with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.768 billion Feirdenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieztenburg. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Feirdenian economy, worth 348 trillion Septis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 92,381 Septis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirden's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roukiysm ✦.

Feirden is ranked 36,482^nd in the world and 765^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.