The Lands of Funnle Kake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.926 billion Kags are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fush. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kag economy, worth 139 trillion Blocks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,318 Blocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Kag selfishness, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funnle Kake's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funnle Kake is ranked 9,069^th in the world and 392^nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 33.49 average smiles per day.