The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.877 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 3,672 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,615 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Nairo Q'umir's throne, the green glow is a sign of clean energy, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 297,969^th in the world and 4,381^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.