The Holy Blue Sus of Republica Guilleana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Manual José Ferrer with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.28 billion Guilleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intus Aquilo on the Desowood Mesa. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guillean economy, worth 507 trillion Escudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,681 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica Guilleana's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Loafism.

Republica Guilleana is ranked 65,369^th in the world and 2,357^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,893.54 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.