The Republic of Trans Isle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.073 billion Cuties enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trans Islean economy, worth 170 trillion estrogens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,350 estrogens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trans Isle's national animal is the blåhaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trans Isle is ranked 19,923^rd in the world and 539^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 113.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.