The Weebs of Wehraboos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.854 billion Wehraboosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiot Town. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth 964 trillion Body Pillows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,698 Body Pillows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 218,494^th in the world and 8,250^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.