The Mysterious Empire of Farengeto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Farengeto with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 28.823 billion Farengeto have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farengeto City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Farengeto economy, worth a remarkable 4,972 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,526 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farengeto's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farengeto is ranked 325,332^nd in the world and 4,056^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.