The Republic of EIndonesia is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 56 million EIndonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The powerhouse EIndonesian economy, worth 4.81 trillion rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 85,917 rupiahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,020 per year while the poor average 23,616, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, citizens' lost socks are government property, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. EIndonesia's national animal is the garuda.

EIndonesia is ranked 198,665^th in the world and 3,585^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -81.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.