The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.631 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,501 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 383,112 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kiasu-ism, and nothing gets the party jumping like Joe Everyman specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 240,348^th in the world and 8,099^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -44.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.