by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Healthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kiasu-ism

Population34.912 billion

LeaderMr Lee

CurrencyPeanut
AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.912 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 13,949 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,573 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 459th in the world and 58th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 274 valid endorsements.

Top
1%
Healthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndBest Weather: 9thMost Secular: 14thHighest Food Quality: 27thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30thMost Beautiful Environments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rdSafest: 104thMost Cultured: 141stMost Inclusive: 167thLargest Information Technology Sector: 202ndSmartest Citizens: 207thNicest Citizens: 229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 273rdHighest Economic Output: 278thMost Pacifist: 321stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 374thMost Stationary: 387thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 420thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 459thHighest Poor Incomes: 493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 500thLowest Crime Rates: 644thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 743rdMost Influential: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 946thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,696thLargest Populations: 1,765thMost Patriotic: 2,199thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 3,230thLargest Governments: 5,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,416thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,321st
Top
1%
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Governments: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 447th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 771st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 887th in the regionNudest: 904th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 969th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the endangered saltwater humpback Homo Kiasu is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 274 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Ancient Slobovia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, The Two Jerseys, FreeFishers, Gymnostan, Pax Dracon, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Abarri, Auphelia, Moreana, Centristvill, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, The naked people, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Havenfell, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Nova Montron, Beepee, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Drystar, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, Maeiland, and 224 others.Wehraboos, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Changolandia, Dereistic, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Amerion, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Mapico, Noveos, Corgitopiaa, Unielvan Millorvium, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, Tioloman, Doraya, Fasire, Bawkie, Besern, Holy Free, Ebonhand, United Great Holy Empire, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Shefino, Ralphburg, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Markla, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Indolos, Myness, Myndia, Midand, Concrete Slab, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bohenia, Tepertopia, Phanama, Enlightened Australasia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Doundaly, Blondiesland, Blaash, Holota, Treir, Canmore, Truskawkoland, Shuckle Empire, Unojo, Eddonia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, Noimosini, Westenhald, NIGHTRAY, Depressed Nation, New Qafedemar, Freedoom, Skaladoria, Flaksis, Oxyliteral, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Uvalor, Ragabania, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, New Sanet, Danily, Linguiniland, Tyflugian, Faria Thew, Drew Durrnil, Kricivk, Great Marsinia, Saciu, Wildweststan, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Evaburn, Erfton, GERMAN EMPIER, Yaravia, Photoplier, Virconea-Milatia, Constabul, Land of Mari, Al Madhaa, Malmsia, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Superioria, Nomayuki, Gonrati, Andrendia, Stella-Arga, Centia Deran, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Of the european socialist republics, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Farelonia, America Gone Wrong, Ostavaria, The Akian Islands, A Place Somewhere, Flumenvallis, Ranra, Akimera, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, The Woragopiria, GreaterLeafland, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Cucutenium, Pavel420, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Great Jahar, Makinius, Quinta Caporales, Ever Testing, The republic of Konsa, Elora Nation, Erstavik, Willing Mind, Saohoa, Ipugao, Donat Invadia, Great Lothian, Omalayia, Berusturg, Mavenu, Kristopalis86, Uunited Islands, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Karatengisa, Tur Monkadzii, Villa Caruso, Altnavia, Bonobiana, Alienware Keyboards, Swinlorway, Eastern Bahia, The Dalmaric Coast, Albeville, Brazilian impero2, Sinhsey, Goom Bay, Martiland, Esterwood, Demicity, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Paganan, Tupolov, Bavaristan, Leimarite Empire, Some Great Peope, Kremony, The Island of Sorna, South Pernambuco, Kingdom of Dumas, Nidon, Froshar, Avacquer, Auviantan Outh Islands, Idealismm, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Jurubeba, Zataras, Greneria, Blancemon, Karimata, Saint Roberts, ARIAPOLIS01, Lauramerica, Melayu Federation, TescoPepsi, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Khal Papax, Fiparna, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Shintoese, Allo Islan Knius, United States of Vietnam, Gennaretia, UGD, Distalkis, Comfed, Kaldosky, Maine and Anjou, Lynxaion, Antwerpen1, Shoinkwishima, No moking, Eae, Bistritza, Shadeth, Merevane, Drachonic, Dugrezke, and LadyRebels.

Report