General Assembly
Security Council
The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Lee with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.207 billion Kiasu-langs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 20,938 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 473,655 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kiasu-ism is ranked 308,060th in the world and 4,159th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.48 Obesity Rate.
Endorsements Received: 196 » 
Darakin, 
Soem, 
Chubrubs, 
Ancient Slobovia, 
Theorin, 
Drugged Monkeys, 
Great Scapula, 
The Two Jerseys, 
Pax Dracon, 
Transtemporal Shifts, 
The Solar System Scope, 
Jehenna, 
Aidenfieeld, 
Nowa Europa, 
Hanguk-Nippon, 
Rebel-topia, 
Nova Montron, 
Isokenzar, 
Drystar, 
Land Without Shrimp, 
Wehraboos, 
Amerion, 
Yellunstryer, 
Zaelith, 
Mapico, 
Bleakfoot, 
Fasire, 
Besern, 
Ebonhand, 
Ralphburg, 
The Worst army of, 
Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, 
Indolos, 
Myness, 
Midand, 
Tepertopia, 
Freedoom, 
Skaladoria, 
United States of Belvaria, 
Beblahbleblo, 
Land of Mari, 
Aurcania, 
Venezia Pacifica, 
Arscanesia, 
Mavenu, 
Altnavia, 
Paganan, 
Froshar, 
No moking, 
Sumina, and 146 others.
Respackjakenrhace, Ugranda, Delthorensdale, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, New Bulacan, Dun Frest, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Ekrixia, Sporaltryus, Arlandias, Dimplingpie, Tanyaland, Eritria, Yugarritia, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Kaoia, New Maxta, Moreana, ANuadh, Zanforadon, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Eastern Doncaster, The Weirdo, Marnrio, Lupusterra, United Allied Systems Nations, North Kanuckistan, Muffinses, Chatoria, Pencil Sharpeners 2, ZhuAnghwei, Chillicothe, Jakalaka, Titanaria, Farengeto, Al Madhaa, Gymnostan, Qezos, Tringapura, Inner Ted Imazahvatia, New Lewesia, Tvania, Vicken, Esfalsa, Eyuqsnaih, Evinea, Non-Believers, Ballaria, Great Cassels, Dioswania, Two Pickles, Doundaly, HumanSanity, Gorena, Fortisbellator, Novia Pan Wes, CyberEgypt, Rokatov, Laamiva, Yuraak, Zighinkovrigmacreadgtopia, Tsrill, AinA KuokoA, Zenthara, Havenwelle, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Lauramerica, Digital Drovakia, Bostro, Nueva Alta California, Gracca, Krauanagaz, Zinoviev, Tsuskia, Salessll, Barateh, PenguinPies, Nethervale, Kobalera, Gelm Dispand, Terminus Solus, The Republic of Konsa, United States of Vietnam, Parieta, Valemora, Eternal Raven, Southern Bor Schon Ira, Hendric, Respidon, SoutherVietnam, Meglomania, Moranov, Paappapapa, Perscenia, Snahaba, Megistos, Parkintopia, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Tyopio, Eastern Juble Lux, New Californian Rebublic, Libertas Minor, Not Austria, Pantoslavia, Aefnir, Danily, Auloi, Concrete Slab, NaGB World Assembly Office, LAus VAl, Taschenrechner Angry Birdies, Republic of Jaliserra, Nastia, Lautthal, Nortgon Akalm, Leaftribe, Colloppe, Kogukoku, Drew Durrnil, Czyia, Fortis Virtute, Andersmeda, United Kingdom Of Balts, Leyktenburg, Toric Chamberlan, Ravinge, Catilantha, Imperial Cecilia, Canadianers, Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition, The Filippinas, Bapaving, Holy Free, The Ribosome Coast, My peoples, Erstavik, Gaulacia, DuckCounty, Loogootee, Mystathe Ret, The Argensimia, Jabanos, and Aruvenai.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kiasu-ism was endorsed by 
The Republic of Aruvenai.
- : Kiasu-ism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Kiasu-ism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
