The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sex Tape with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.723 billion Pamela And Hepatitisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pamela And Hepatitisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,208 trillion Silicons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,196 Silicons, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, students abandon classrooms for online education, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tommy Lee's Yacht.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 1,601^st in the world and 54^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.21 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.