The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glorious Sex Tape with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.647 billion Pamela And Hepatitisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pamela And Hepatitisian economy, worth a remarkable 8,477 trillion Silicons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,661 Silicons, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Baywatch as a backdrop, and a government program is underway to revitalize Pamela And Hepatitis's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tommy Lee's Yacht.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 7,980^th in the world and 193^rd in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 219 Cheeks Per Square Mile.