The Lucky Golden Holey People of Soem is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pyt Snarkulton with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.659 billion Soemeosy hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snark City. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soemeon economy, worth a remarkable 4,573 trillion Ideas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,201 Ideas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Soem's national animal is the Snark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soem is ranked 733^rd in the world and 31^st in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.15 Atheism Rate.