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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd Most Stationary: 412th Most Influential: 712th
The Aeonian Citadel of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population31.718 billion

CapitalDarakin Citadel
LeaderAshton Q Westchester III


The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 31.718 billion Darakini have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 121 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,816 shmingels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 62,516th in the world and 1,916th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 55.66 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 393rdMost Stationary: 412thMost Influential: 712thLargest Populations: 1,294thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,711thNicest Citizens: 1,935thBest Weather: 2,098thMost Pacifist: 2,121stSafest: 2,535thMost Devout: 2,663rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,386thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,178thTop
Most Cultured: 10,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,376thLowest Crime Rates: 12,131st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 67th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rd in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 198th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 399th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 566th in the regionMost Inclusive: 601st in the region

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