The Empire of Holy Ayutthaya is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical population of 1.051 billion Holy Ayutthayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ayutthayan economy, worth 120 trillion baths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,054 baths, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, Holy Ayutthaya has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ayutthaya's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Ayutthaya is ranked 292,180^th in the world and 3,924^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.47 Obesity Rate.