The 7th Republic of Nekoatsumelandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Samantha Santos Rodrigues with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.726 billion Nekoatsianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qxaxjia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The powerhouse Nekoatsumelandiano economy, worth 425 trillion Capyxas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,118 Capyxas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekoatsumelandia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Nekoatsumelandia is ranked 78,079^th in the world and 1,476^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.51 kickbacks per hour.