The Imperial Federation of The Galactic Triumvirate is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Hillary Langden with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.884 billion Triumvirateans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaas City. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galactic Triumviratean economy, worth a remarkable 2,605 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,749 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic Triumvirate's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Galactic Triumvirate is ranked 7,394^th in the world and 302^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.