The Kingdom of Valaira is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 353 million Valairans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arendelle. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Valairan economy, worth 20.7 trillion Velars a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,748 Velars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valaira's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valaira is ranked 132,063^rd in the world and 2,239^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,748.08 Standard Monetary Units.