The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.265 billion A3161ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 11.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,762 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,013 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, structures are raised on promises, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 326,323^rd in the world and 4,084^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.