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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,206thMost Influential: 1,254th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
In our dominus we trust
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Myness

Population8.18 billion

CapitalMypolis
LeaderThe Dominus

Currencymynor
Animalcalamander

The Dictatorship of Myness is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.18 billion Mynessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mynessic economy, worth 791 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is 96,779 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mynessians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', hell is not always other people, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The Dominus's most personal functions, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myness is ranked 7,272nd in the world and 173rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.29 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cultured: 16,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,209thSmartest Citizens: 17,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,694thMost Developed: 21,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,423rdMost Secular: 25,598thMost Stationary: 28,807thMost Income Equality: 29,398th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 169th in the regionSafest: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 199th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201st in the regionMost Pacifist: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 222nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 281st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 293rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 345th in the regionMost Stationary: 386th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 394th in the regionNicest Citizens: 399th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 404th in the regionMost Cultured: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 426th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 439th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 473rd in the regionNudest: 501st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 523rd in the regionMost Developed: 550th in the regionLargest Populations: 568th in the regionMost Secular: 570th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the region

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