The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 230 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rojavan economy, worth 21.3 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 92,412 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 205,973^rd in the world and 3,135^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.2 Obesity Rate.