The Kingdom of Padokea is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 246 million Padokeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Padokean economy, worth 18.2 trillion Jennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,162 Jennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Padokea's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Padokea is ranked 46,637^th in the world and 1,150^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.