Population | 14.587 billion |
Capital | Takkatok |
Leader | Jarnet Billings |
Faith | Zelionism |
Currency | Talios |
Animal | Oarfish |
The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.587 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,395 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,804 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is giving peace a chance, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.
Talitoa is ranked 907th in the world and 18th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 386 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa endorsed The Confederacy of Mobian Islands.
- : Talitoa was endorsed by The Confederacy of Mobian Islands.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Talitoa lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 159 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Goodnamesarerare, Axdel, Drunken Seal Islands, Davinhia, Mundiferrum, Asendavia, Amjedia, ReeK, Trimmania, Euricanis, Kangarawa, Headpat Central, Tshana, Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, Ridann, Republic of Berzerkistan, Kucia, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Elejamie, Roliganistan, Enlil, Lanagon, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, Unger under over, New Leganes, Zang0, The Almighty Country, Propwash, Kalaratri, Kagorg Bra Corna, Abtracnt, Hizuru, Slongs, Kriov, Plazland, Grossvietnam, Pekweng, Under Upper Antartica, New Bradenia Ghost, Dragons Blood, Arkalarius, Volkarai, Freedomindia, Iodinia, and 109 others.Janoobi Jazair, Lyontisia, Aeljae, Ripsylvania, Barfleur, Fellon, A mean old man, East Malaysia, The Three States of Fortuna, Stellar Colonies, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Cacnesia, Blobbo, Danelaw Scandinavia, Modra, Order of the Saint Dumas, Empire of Dabiristan, Daravon, Spiruvania, ReReReRepublic, Adolanta, Aivintis, Pledonia, Sandboxford, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Sansangra, Thurland, Kurikia, Jankono, Verconia, Agave, Mardom, The Marlands, Kylondia, Tea Jol, Estande, Brethren, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, The Holy Rat, Atrocha, The Soviet Texas Union, Impia Aghte, Anfair, United Citizens, Developing World, The 7th Coalition of Alba, EmpireBR, Constervatania, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Wiranath, Vilender, Marrabuk, Bobadyk, Neratica, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Lunma Un, Royabad, Malvekia, Kublam, Akimera, Murshan, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Nova Avalona, Roissyland, Wakeopolis, Tassirion, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Evrigenis, Sergioica, Compton-Conway, Khusja, Cappedore, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, The Foraois, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Tors Maj, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kuberistan, Liberatarianism, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Reynar, Kadekoland, Valemont, Langburn, Konyai, Osmauri, and Mobian Islands.