The Republic of Ebboria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 686 million Ebborians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loyven. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ebborian economy, worth 42.3 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,725 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebboria's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ebboria is ranked 124,941^st in the world and 1,966^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 595.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.