The Kingdom of Eulmast is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 691 million Eulmastians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Errastport. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eulmastian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Réals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,984 Réals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulmast's national animal is the Redcrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eulmast is ranked 25,318^th in the world and 690^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,922.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.