The Kingdom of Fleetariland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Thomas with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 5.568 billion Fleetarilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meran. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fleetarilandian economy, worth 870 trillion Złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,309 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child support loans with high interest rates are available in Fleetarilandian banks, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fleetariland's national animal is the Albatross, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fleetariland is ranked 16,993^rd in the world and 398^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,712.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.