The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.413 billion Salans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,233 Zelmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Salans like vultures, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, Salessll has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 16,172^nd in the world and 385^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,847.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.