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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 866thMost Secular: 5,352nd
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Population2.014 billion

FaithState Atheism


The Republic of Laamiva is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.014 billion Laamivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Laamivan economy, worth 170 trillion rubiins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,483 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laamiva's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Laamiva is ranked 79,920th in the world and 2,452nd in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.43 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 866thTop
Most Secular: 5,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,306thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,040thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,333rdBest Weather: 16,948thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,365thMost Inclusive: 18,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,322ndMost Developed: 20,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,788thSmartest Citizens: 21,232ndMost Cultured: 21,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,555th
Most Influential: 70th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 170th in the regionMost Secular: 180th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 444th in the regionNicest Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 468th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 473rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 551st in the regionBest Weather: 564th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 572nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 591st in the regionMost Developed: 602nd in the regionNudest: 611th in the regionMost Cultured: 627th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 635th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 646th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 660th in the regionMost Inclusive: 663rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 735th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 772nd in the region

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