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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Influential: 1,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,359th
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Population549 million



The Republic of Laamiva is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 549 million Laamivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Laamivan economy, worth 53.7 trillion rubiins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,760 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polite commuters on the Kuressaare Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, autocrats are persona non grata, and the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laamiva is ranked 25,694th in the world and 830th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,709.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 295thMost Influential: 1,237thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,359thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,659thMost Secular: 5,899thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,775thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,148thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,063rdNicest Citizens: 13,801stMost Politically Free: 15,600thMost Inclusive: 18,790thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,621stSmartest Citizens: 20,266th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 122nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 137th in the regionMost Secular: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 228th in the regionMost Politically Free: 245th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 452nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 541st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 594th in the regionNudest: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 675th in the regionMost Inclusive: 688th in the regionMost Cultured: 708th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 709th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 720th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 737th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 768th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laamiva was endorsed by The Sultanate of Hakk Fiss.
  • : Following new legislation in Laamiva, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Following new legislation in Laamiva, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Laamiva, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Laamiva endorsed The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
  • : Laamiva was endorsed by The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Laamiva, polite commuters on the Kuressaare Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in Laamiva, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Laamiva, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 345 » Amerion, Wehraboos, Volaworand, Erinor, Anserisa, Madreia, Aumeltopia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Marinho Islands, Mapico, West Pastafaria, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Shefino, Kringalia, Springhollow, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Compli, The Worst army of, United Echo, Kandorith, Catsonya, Alaninia, Starsight, Crystal Creation, Gonrati, Escanval, Corgitopiaa, Tridem, Curlyhoward, Tsvetania, Luddinlande, InnWorm, Zolooloo, North Catimestistrianes, Auphelia, Si-topia, The Solar System Scope, The United Nation of Britannia, Nowa Europa, Darakin, Farengeto, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The United Expanse, Kiasu-ism, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Filippinas, Linguiniland, and 295 others.Silberne Wache, Nova Montron, Sthalrim, Drystar, Great Andora, Jehenna, Centristvill, Fasire, Qvait, Seliyan progressive Islands, Xandev, Zaelith, Omiri, Abarri, Japanese Federal Republic, Imperial Duck, Swighat Stania, New Briantown, Isokenzar, Grianal, West Fallows, Eden Contour, Noire Denholm, HUElavia, Yeldarbsland, The West Valley Mountains, Royaltica, Steampunk Engineers, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Kervanosia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Nova Kobol, Blaash, LadyRebels, The Gungan Republic, USNE2018, Kallassius, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Arkalon, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Luzonesia, Piasa Paradise, RestartAll, Ullan, Meistonia, The Two Jerseys, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ancient Slobovia, Hanskarr, PsychoPantachy, Cinqueterre, Erfton, Wardoeka, Ikkarus, Lesinteil, Pax Dracon, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, The Radanivans, Hypersensible Crybabies, Of South America, Gliasco, Erimo, SELAH SELAH, Privatore, Aguatania, Lyrava, Barokah, Doraya, ChickenDome, New Ancapland, Dirkistan, Ralphburg, Yellunstryer, V3rmont, Maerist, Aschenburg, Solianz, South Western Korea, The 3rdGodKing, Dylar, Linden Oak, Salguod, Rad Asia, Stoniamera, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The naked people, Palamien, Greater Hyrulang, Page 53, Hesrova, Cypheri, Eastern Liberal Lidership, Geekvia, Weburya, The JessTown Islands, The White Raj, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Bewar, The Bay, The Arctic Union, Obscure Sorrows, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, A leftover country, Gardenia Azul, Antarctic Empires, Our Lord and Savior Ting, Sanden, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Itani, Southern Numenor, Baltenlands, Eastern Nyan, Yavemaya, Gymnostan, Quh, Unielvan Millorvium, Bromsivia, Kaz Katiestan, Mantas Meow, Barabarom, Three Rivia Levr, Santa Ofelia, Noveos, Spazzhole, Indolos, Theorin, Soem, North Kanuckistan, Greneria, Kovish, Dereistic, Maeiland, Kholdan, Sedunn, Poopisiya, South Blossom, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Quinta Caporales, Eutraya, Calistan, TubaCoffee, Avalonica, Kroumos, United Great Holy Empire, Walloonia, Sagada, Votri, Techganet, Tazaman, St Oaks, Tioloman, 11th Infanterie-Division, GI-Land, Hjortheim, Nothanksbutseriously, Hytterlander, Escevola, Kompir, Great Terra and its Dominions, Bergenu, Humedo, Namavatland, Zosnor, Velarin, East Nagaland, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Pmta, The Mees, Farelonia, Efferalt, Hanguk-Nippon, Utondara, Free Rad, Not Austria, Raelsa, Sabrestan, Amakul, Islastal, Republik Hintonia, Jennaterra, Blahblah2017, New Juan Carlos Land, Eareamland, Hypturn, Glen Cooley, Nankyoku Tairiku, Los Lonley Boys, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Well F, Vlianu, Shocking Bad Hats, Aurcania, Esfalsa, Center Lisle, Malkotistan, Operahouse, Cuuldere, Porcamadonia, Kucaland, New Torris, Vos Dothrak, Osterreich-Ungarn-Empire, Great Novania, Trepsit, Rebel-topia, Albatraz, The Drakan Republic, Enbynation, Enplatia, Dossiny, Mind Trickx, Andinla, United States of Vietnam, Realms of Madness, Vega Naothia, Djalia, Vamonia, Sau Man Frescher, Markla, Saint Cinder, Nueva Alta California, Aritzoska, Sassopolis, Kaiser nation, Romulians People, HORLALEK, East Lodge, Xarbraden, Concrete Slab, Churls, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Avia Lavanda, Nijisanji, Kedjens, Peskorea, Midand, Casa Boynus, Nookington, The Hare Jordans, Free United Republic, White Bananistan, Whimichy, Grimsby town, Lewhedel, Myness, Drazilazi, Thousand Milos, Catillos, Schmidtjones, B H A R A T, Alfama, Myndia, Maneell Medina, Sword of Summer, Uncastania, Idiono, Lockehome, Monstrous Island, Flaksis, The Confederation of the Swiss, The Northeast Mashriq, New Iridescence, FreeFishers, Namhines, Concordien, Brius, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, New Heir, Norholt, House Ahsanul, Blondiesland, Vecratu, Jazzfrezia, New February, Western Fardelshufflestein, Eirun Sol, United Beltonia, Treesil, Islamist State of Arabia, Readymade, Terreno Travato, Zataras, Ebonhand, Guvnurag, Merevane, Philippinia, Tepertopia, and Hakk Fiss.

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