The Brown Chocolatey Mess of Fudgetopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephie Fudge with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.743 billion Fudgetopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Fudgetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion fudgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 33,320 fudgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's favourite colour is red (Fudgetopia has found 2 easter eggs), government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, Fudgetopia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fudgetopia's national animal is the hasselhoff, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgetopia is ranked 10,860^th in the world and 303^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.47 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.