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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 616thMost Stationary: 958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,333rd
The Superior Goat Nation of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
To be a rock and not to roll.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lanagon

Population28.721 billion

CapitalLanagonia
LeaderKozel

Currencygoat
Animalgoat

The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.721 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The powerhouse Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,343 trillion goats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 116,403 goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 10,184th in the world and 261st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 616thMost Stationary: 958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,333rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,397thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,037thMost Influential: 2,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,746thSafest: 2,986thTop
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Best Weather: 3,182ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,573rdMost Pacifist: 4,184thLargest Populations: 5,073rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,388thLargest Governments: 5,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,687thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,956thHighest Economic Output: 6,193rdMost Cultured: 7,319thSmartest Citizens: 8,305thHealthiest Citizens: 9,865thLowest Crime Rates: 10,184thHighest Food Quality: 10,490thNicest Citizens: 11,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,668thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,238thMost Inclusive: 23,066thMost Developed: 23,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,343rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 125th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 199th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 261st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 279th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 456th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionMost Developed: 513th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 535th in the regionMost Inclusive: 577th in the region

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