The Smooth Roberator of Davinhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Kubica with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.649 billion Davinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McLaren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Davinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion Bad Lucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,122 Bad Lucks, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Davinhia's national animal is the Memelord Boy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Carlos Shines.

Davinhia is ranked 158,084^th in the world and 6,249^th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.44 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.