The Empire of Cadonio is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Rojas with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.91 billion Cadonioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Cardenas. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cadonioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion Stag Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,516 Stag Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public buses smell like litter boxes, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadonio's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cadonioism.

Cadonio is ranked 4,572^nd in the world and 152^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 169,455.72 Standard Monetary Units.