Population | 13.951 billion |
Capital | Airstrip One |
Leader | The Shepherd |
Currency | credit |
Animal | Meerkat |
The Technocracy States of Azzarel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Shepherd with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.951 billion Azzas are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Azza economy, worth a remarkable 4,207 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 301,576 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,366,284 per year while the poor average 40,843, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.
Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing The Shepherd to cartoon bears, there's no representation without taxation, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azzarel's national animal is the Meerkat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Azzarel is ranked 2,961st in the world and 147th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.79 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
- : Azzarel endorsed The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Azzarel was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, there's no representation without taxation.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing The Shepherd to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
World Assembly
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