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Population6.487 billion

LeaderPresident Gruffydd
FaithBrythonic paganism


The Republic of Walloonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Gruffydd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.487 billion Walloonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberystwyth. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walloonian economy, worth 669 trillion ceiniogs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,139 ceiniogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Walloonia can't handle, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, Walloonian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the national policy on terrorism is "forgive and forget". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walloonia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brythonic paganism.

Walloonia is ranked 223,157th in the world and 7,385th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -211.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,153rdMost Influential: 1,635thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,643rdMost Inclusive: 10,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,689thBest Weather: 11,831stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,743rdNicest Citizens: 14,514thMost Developed: 14,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,055thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,303rdMost Cultured: 16,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,669thMost Efficient Economies: 18,187thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,739thMost Politically Free: 19,280thSmartest Citizens: 19,480thMost Stationary: 19,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,375thMost Pacifist: 20,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,112thHighest Drug Use: 21,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,334th
Most Influential: 171st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 178th in the regionMost Politically Free: 196th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 374th in the regionMost Inclusive: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 396th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 442nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 446th in the regionMost Cultured: 476th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 488th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 496th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 502nd in the regionLargest Populations: 515th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 527th in the regionNicest Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 563rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 583rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 585th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 613th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 665th in the regionRudest Citizens: 692nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 700th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 735th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 746th in the region

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