The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.105 billion Zaelithians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth 945 trillion Zils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 230,265 Zils, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Lexi Zaelin's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Zaelithian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zaelith, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Zaelithian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Zaelith, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in Zaelith, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Matriarchy of Danily.
- : Zaelith endorsed The Democratic Republic of Tristan De Cuhna.
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Tristan De Cuhna.
- : Zaelith was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
- : Following new legislation in Zaelith, Lexi Zaelin's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
- : Following new legislation in Zaelith, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Zaelith, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
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