The United States of Kappacon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.071 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinae. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,911 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,859 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, windows in Mirinae don't have much of a view, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 308,365^th in the world and 4,716^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.