Population | 8.768 billion |
Capital | Theed |
Leader | First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim |
Faith | Dice Rolling |
Currency | Lost Orb of Phanatacoria |
Animal | Summon Bigger Fish |
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.768 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,940 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Cheddar Monks, and scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.
Darths and Droids is ranked 244,969th in the world and 6,038th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -58.74 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Darths and Droids lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Darths and Droids, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
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Darths and Droids, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Cheddar Monks.
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Darths and Droids, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
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Darths and Droids, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
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Darths and Droids's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Darths and Droids, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Darths and Droids will pay them to stop.
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Darths and Droids, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
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Darths and Droids, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
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Darths and Droids, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.