Population | 16.651 billion |
Capital | Theed |
Leader | First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim |
Faith | Dice Rolling |
Currency | Lost Orb of Phanatacoria |
Animal | Summon Bigger Fish |
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 16.651 billion Cheddar Monks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 5,841 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,791 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.
Darths and Droids is ranked 315,877th in the world and 3,554th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.16 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Darths and Droids lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, museum employees look down on short people.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Darths and Droids after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Darths and Droids, weather reports simply advise Cheddar Monks to 'look outside'.