The Kingdom of Aldabarra is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alfonso Toras with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.189 billion Aldabarrans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lachaven. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aldabarran economy, worth 140 trillion Alds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,255 Alds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, people talk about things being better when men were men, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldabarra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aldabarra is ranked 9,750^th in the world and 397^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.