The Monarchy of Slaca is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.279 billion Slacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antel. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slacan economy, worth 617 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,270 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, Antel is a police state during international summits, politicians have tenure, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaca's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Slaca is ranked 14,706^th in the world and 502^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,123.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.